there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via bootytbh)
truest shit ive ever read
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class
I went for A’s when I cheated.
who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big
"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"
(Source: walkinggtall, via bootytbh)
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now